MulletMan: RedneckRockin' Funny Blues

7.4.2002

AUDITION NEVER HEARD ON FOX TV'S AMERICAN IDOL.

Yep. You guessed it, this All-American MulletMan was censored by FOX!!! Coming up soon, I'll be posting my "missing audition" from here in Atlanta a while back.

Before you ask... Simon does indeed suck dirty booty-holes, Paula is still hot, yet turned down *my* request for a date... and Randy... well, he's a big guy... Paula knows it too.

Email me *here* to be notified when I post the missing audition... lord bless this web we weave... and sh*t.

, the mulletman
posted by mulletman at 12:17 AM

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6.3.2002

TEST

, the mulletman
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5.19.2002

NEW KICK-ASS SONG COMIN' VERY SOON
Ol' BFJ (the mulletman band guitarist) came over today to polish off the upcoming song...

YES! you asked for more... and THIS is a new intense Rock Sex Party anthem of Southland: "Redneck Rock Tonight." So, Get the PressRelease the moment it is posted on this website.

Chock full of dysfunctional hooks and singalongability for our masses of fans to join in at our many concert appearances, "Redneck Rock Tonight" will leave an annoying impression in your mind... and you'll be humming the melody for weeks afterwards.

You just wait and you'll understand. Again.. Click to get the press release.

, the mulletman
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4.25.2002

SONG OF THE MONTH POSTED!!!
TRAILER PARK QUEEN.

April's almost over, but "love" is still in the air... and that's exactly what this song is all about. Southern-Lovin'.

As always, horribly recorded at the DoubleWide Studios for your acute enjoyment.
Take a listen! -- [PLAY] (yes, it's in RealMedia.)

More songs and even more kick-ass stuff comin' yer way. Oh so very soon.

, the mulletman
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4.21.2002

NEW STUFF!!!

Spent quite a bit o' time this weekend cleanin' sh*t up around this here website. Colored coded some of the stuff, added a new pair o' FAN TEETS, and the BAND BIO.

BTW... new song title "TrailerParkQueen" is written! BFJ and I will record it in the DoubleWide studios this week. Email me to join the notification list.

, the mulletman
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4.20.2002

NEW! ADDED CELEB PICS.
By popular request... I've rummaged thru my old shoeboxes full of photos and have posted a few... to truly show the breadth at which the mulletman rocks.

Again, Kid Rock ain't sh*t... I *am* the original RedneckRocker. First set of CELEB pics:

w/ Hank Sr.

w/ Hank Sr. & Jack

w/ Johnny Cash

w/ Iron Maiden

w/ Billy Ray Cyrus
Look in the upper right corner of the page... You'll see the links for both Hank Sr. and Johnny Cash... more is a 'comin'!

, the mulletman
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4.3.2002

NEW SONG EVERY MONTH...join the email list

As promised, a new song will be posted ev'ry stinkin' month. Good or Bad, you gonna have to live with it.

Join the email list... I won't spam ya, just tell you when new songs are comin' up and BIGGER stuff than that.

, the mulletman
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3.25.2002

MulletMan's Tour with Jesus is officially Cancelled.

Appearently, the Tour Poster for the upcoming World Tour with Jesus leaked out, and Consumption Junction.com got ahold of it.

Due to this information leak. The Lord has cancelled all future tours and relations with the MulletMan, my subsidiaries, as well as my own eternal salvation. Thanks CJ.

, the mulletman
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3.13.2002

LISTEN TO St. Louis' PEPPERCHIN
Take a listen to their tunes!!! All in mp3 format. Smooth sweet songs of binge-drinking, debauchery, and douching in musical styles ranging from low-down fratboy rock to Beck, acoustic Beastie Boys, and pseudo-Bowie meets TenaciousD.

, the mulletman
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3.10.2002

MULLETFAN SHOUT-OUTS.
I've been appreciatin' all the postive feedback via email lately... seems we have mulletman fans around this here globe... here's some of favorites:

Tasmanian GovMullets

Alabama School District (this site is 18+, dickhead)

Canadian Bank Mullets

Dutch ChelloMullet

Law Mullets

DickD

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3.7.2002

NEW MP3 ON CONSUMPTION JUNCTION.
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Exclusive... [GET THE "Sex Like Porn" MP3 ]
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Bow down to the huge internet cock that *is*, ConsumptionJunction.com(CJ)!
The official release of this LIVE Parody of Poison's "Every Rose Has Its Thorn"MP3 will only be available at CJ. Remember, a good mullet-luvva and web-surfer visits CJ daily.
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[GET THE "Sex Like Porn" MP3 ]
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3.3.2002

NEW RELEASE: POISON PARODY

HEAR IT NOW:
"Sex Like in Porn" --
[PLAY] (RM)

(Parody of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn")

Both Brett & George Michaels should be proud... Brett's from the DirtySouth. Zup Brutha!?!
Someday I shall find that special lady who enjoys the dramatic side of sexual relations. Ladies! Send in those pics !!!

Marc at ConsumptionJunction says:
"better than bretmichaels ever did"

Recorded live at Double-Wide studios with BFJ9000 on the gee-tar...

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2.17.2002

NEW RELEASE: "Kool-AidMan Pt. 1"

HEAR IT NOW IN REALMEDIA FORMAT:
"Kool-Aid Man Pt. 1" -- [PLAY]

Simply horrible ode to all children of the 70s... Pong, GI Joe, BionicMan, Macrome, Leisure Suits, Shag Carpet, Anti-Pollution Fowl, Saturday Morning Shows, Sid and Marty Kroft's psychodelic creations, addictive commercials.

Oh yea... buy a fricken Tshirt, damnit.
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2.11.2002

SONG DELAY... FANS EMERGE.
Due to AT&T not bein' able to re-pair my cable modem until Wednesday, there is a delay on the Worldwide Release of the MulletMan classic "Kool-AidMan"... it will be released when I can upload the damn thing.

MulletTeets are emerging...
Check out dem MulletFan teets.
Thanks deary, tell the little one daddy's cumin'.

AND... Sign-Up for the Free NEWSLETTER!!!!
!~right here~!

Oh yea... buy a fricken Tshirt, damnit.
posted by mulletman at 1:34 PM

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2.3.2002

NEW AUDIO CLIP THIS WEEK.
Yep! Click: ADD ME TO THE NEW SONG EMAIL LIST.

It's a comin'... local twisted favorite about growing up in the 70s. "Kool-Aid Man" specially recorded in the RomanTub in the back of my trailer. (the accoustics needed to sound just right). So... automatically get an email when the new song is released this week. Don't worry, MulletMan will not spam your ass left and right. Baths are optional, but integrity is essential.

Oh yea... buy a fricken tshirt, damnit. You know it's cool.

posted by mulletman at 2:14 AM

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1.30.2002

CJ TRIBUTE SONG DEBUTS ON CJ.
Big thanks to ConsumptionJunction for posting the song. Get the mp3 FREE exclusively on CJ.
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1.29.2002

SITE ADDITIONS: TSHIRTS & MESSAGE BOARDS

Have at it... give some feedback, you want MulletMan to play your town? Let us know!!! on the message board

Get a kick ass TRAILER "wife beater" or gray Tshirt ... HERE
posted by mulletman at 2:57 AM

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1.24.2002

SITE LAUNCH.
The original southern-recipe flava,
Low-Rent, TrailerPark representin', All-American mullet-wearin', Redneck-Rocker has entered cyber space with his first single... a tribute to the greatest site in the world... ConsumptionJunction.com.
posted by mulletman at 8:11 PM

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